The Sheeple Speaks
snaggypax:

i laughed so hard my parents came to check what i was laughing at and looked at my computer screen and started laughing

snaggypax:

i laughed so hard my parents came to check what i was laughing at and looked at my computer screen and started laughing

lucillesballs:

overhearing people talking about something u like

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hearing that they talkin shit

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funnyanimeshit:

Some creative anime fansubs 

cafemusaiin:


samsvirtuallife:

positlvedreamer:

cafemusaiin:

i gave my grandma two dollars to get me “an arizona tea and a Reese’s cup” and she brought me this and gave me my money back

this perfectly describes grandmas 

My grandma would have given me a five and thrown in a new pair of shoes too.

im sorry i wasnt aware that this was the goddamn grandma olympics

cafemusaiin:

samsvirtuallife:

positlvedreamer:

cafemusaiin:

i gave my grandma two dollars to get me “an arizona tea and a Reese’s cup” and she brought me this and gave me my money back

this perfectly describes grandmas 

My grandma would have given me a five and thrown in a new pair of shoes too.

im sorry i wasnt aware that this was the goddamn grandma olympics

ultrafacts:

ultrafacts:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:
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What if it bites me and it dies?


















that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

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ultrafacts:

ultrafacts:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

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What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

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dixxymouri:

graveglamour:

inkteller:

OH MYG GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE JUST WATCH THE THING

Not a huge Frozen fan, but definitely awesome.

EVERYONE

THIS IS THE BEST HISHE

THE BEST ONE

I was expecting something awful but that was pretty great.

unfollowr:

get the fuck out

unfollowr:

get the fuck out

thefaggots0far:

It only takes being rejected once for me to never ever ask anyone anything ever again.

mamalalonde:

yungbiochemist:

Don’t flirt subtly or drop hints I’m dumb be blunt