|—||Dylan Moran (via tyleroakley)|
Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.
Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.
i’ve done this to too many people
You know what this is. It’s a muthafucking ditto. AND HE WANTS TO BE GIVEN AWAY. So I said okay sure thing bro, I’ll get right on that.
HERE’S THE DEAL:
I have 5 of these guys to giveaway, unfortunately they AREN’T SHINY (but I had to use this photo it’s amazing)
- All 5 Ditto’s have 6 PERFECT IV’S
- Each is carrying a MASTER BALL
- All have adamant nature’s
What do I have to do to win?
Well here are the rules
- 1 like and reblog only
- Follow me yo, cause these giveaways aren’t gonna stop, I breed like an idiot.
This giveaway will end on the 15th of March (SO ONE WEEK)
The winners will be randomly chosen through a random number generator. GOOD LUCK :D
"Haruhi. Wipe off your drool."
The majestic Haruhi emerges from its cocoon
“Yes, but you see, you can run away from that, too,” said Rincewind. “That’s the beauty of the system. Dead is only for once, but running away is forever.”
‘Ah, but it is said that a coward dies a thousand deaths, while a hero dies only one.’
“Yes, but it’s the important one.”
|—||Rincewind and the importance of running, The Last Continent by Terry Pratchett (via dobismuted)|
|—||Mort, Terry Pratchett (via subtlegraceofgravity)|
It’s still warm, a fucking nerd has been here recently.
Dude, check your surroundings. I think you found its nest.